Saturday, May 16, 2015

UFOs and Shop Ducks

Earlier today, I went to a UFO festival. It was crowded, yes, but still had ice cream so that makes up for it. And there were cow people. People dressed as cows. Holy cow. I got a shirt there, which was pretty cool. There's really not much more to say about that, except that it was a lot of fun.
Also, for some reason, shop ducks are a thing now. Shop ducks are ducks that desperately want to be Santa Claus, so they fly down your chimney and lay an egg that is actually a present. If you don't have a chimney that they can get through, they'll peck a hole in the door and squeeze in through that. Also, Macy's really wants to hire them.

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